Turn off the mute

We have been giving these group of humans the pleasure of our company for a while now. Most of them tend to crave our attention and proximity. Living with pha has become a little more bearable. I recently got acquainted with his lap. Sis used to spend hours there but she has moved to plumper and softer spots.Whenever I get near pha, he tries to pet and caress me. To receive such honour, pha must adhere to proper protocol. The touch must be light and accurate. He also must utter my praises with appropriate aliases. Pha has been neglecting the second part. He better learn or his lap will be cat-less again.