Silly Human Down

For a few days now pha has been mostly down. None of my efforts to cajole him out of the bed have worked. I have tried everything from polite meows to sharp yells. He stares blankly at me and sort of purrs. It threw me off at first. Was he in a laziness contest with sis? She is the undisputed champion. He has been regularly making weird nasal sounds too. I wonder if he's seeing some rival human. If that is the case though, he needn't bother. His stench alone is enough of a deterrent. A sick pha is even less fun than a healthy pha, which is almost impossible. I am losing patience. Enough down time, human. Move! Appreciate the marvel that is me.