Reserved Parking

It's hard to be jealous of a machine but a certain folding contraption is getting on my nerves. On select occasions I approach pha and expect his torso to be available. He needs to be awake and attentive to grasp the importance of such privilege. It is my right to treat him as a self-heating bed. Often I find him busy meddling with the white gadget. Not only is the device blocking my territory but is also impeding his awareness. An exquisite creature like myself warrants complete focus and highest respect. Pha better correct this mistake as I don't share humans.