Quit hogging my conditioner!

Pha is getting too comfortable around me. He is taking liberties that will soon result in scolding and biting. When I am sitting on him, he is supposed to stay still and keep me warm. I can stand occasional caresses but nothing more. The problem occurs when I am giving myself a tongue-bath. Pha would purposely place his hands in my tongue's path. It's different when I moisten his fingers before getting my whiskers scratched. I initiate that contact. Blocking my fur to get feline cleansing is totally unacceptable. Plus, licking naked, fur-less skin is just disgusting. Get with the program, human.