Skyence (cee be damned)

I am a genius(duh!). I have discovered an entirely new creature. My research shows there is only one in this entire planet. It is four-legged and has razor-sharp claws. It likes bugging other, nicer creatures during their nature-calls. It prefers quiet, dark and cool places. It naps 28 hours a day. Its other behaviour, which gave it its name, is to stay around, on and near pha way too darn friggin' long. Its called a phaHog(var. pha-hog). The over-protective and territorial attitude inhibits sis, I mean phaHog, from making new friends or even keeping the old ones. You try slapping your buddy using the toilet and see how he or she likes it. The phaHog likes to have fish, chicken or goat kibbles and crunchy treats in its diet. It eats VERY slow thus letting ex-pals have seconds. I suppose it evens out the swatting-ambushes...nah, it doesn't. Did I tell you its ugly too? And fat?!

Please let me use the litter-box in peace.